Like millions of people, I have had a good chuckle or two at the expense of our fellow citizens who consistently have raised the alarm against Barack Obama and John McCain as secret operatives planted here to trigger the overthrow of our nation. On the face of it, our dear friends appear to have been a tad late in receiving their medication. After all, what kind of nut would think that if Obama was a plant by the Islamic extremists to enslave our proud land, the mullahs would not have named him Ralph Cramden or Joe Plumber in order to throw us off guard? And what kind of lunatic would believe that John McCain had been brainwashed by the Communists nearly 40 years ago just so that some day his handlers could use him to destroy our economy? Absurd. Ludicrous. Or is it?
Last week’s Letter to the Editor and plenty of unsupervised time on the Internet has led me to the startling revelation that our nation is at risk from a secret attack. The heroic work of the brave Alaskans who revealed Palin’s ties to the Alaskan Separatist Movement were my first clue to the puzzle. Watching her being sanitized from witchcraft by an evangelist from Kenya was the next piece to fall in place. But it wasn’t until I heard Obama mention that his father had been from Kenya as well that it all started to become clear.
Until 1898, Hawaii was an independent sovereign state, recognized by the United States, Great Britain, France and Germany with exchange of ambassadors. After years of subversion by American and European interventionists, on January 17, 1893 Hawaiian Queen Liliʻuokalani yielded to the superior force of the occupying American Army and wrote, “Now to avoid any collision of armed forces, and perhaps the loss of life, I do this under protest and impelled by said force yield my authority until such time as the Government of the United States shall, upon facts being presented to it, undo the action of its representatives and reinstate me in the authority which I claim as the Constitutional Sovereign of the Hawaiian Islands.”
Add to this that Alaska was sold to us by the Russians and that both Alaska and Hawaii became states during the Cold War, I think it is pretty clear what is at work here. We are not at serious risk from a group of nations dressed in robes and drop cloths armed with laser tipped camels. No ladies and gentlemen, the real threat to our republic is the insidious fifth columnists safely embedded in our political system waiting for the day when they can spring free and liberate Hawaii and Alaska from the Imperial hands of the United States.